I reblog things that make me smile :)

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via raindropskeepfallingonmyheart)

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modcloth:

The Cotton Candy Cocktails Dress is make perfect with blush heels and a fresh corsage. #GWSxModCloth

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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anonymityisoverrated:

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amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

"Why don’t you call and ask if they’re hiring"

OH. MY. GOD. 

THE JOB THING IS PAINFULLY ACCURATE

(Source: seriouslyamerica, via jawning)

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yasha9:

I love my skin!

Love the skin you’re in!

(Source: arthaemisia, via ch0rdaetendineae)

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

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Me (via john-is-like)

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Sometimes, the right hug can mean more than a kiss.
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thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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http://lilili123bella.tumblr.com/post/97843804859/schmergo-the-worst-thing-about-the-potential →

schmergo:

The worst thing about the potential for Scottish independence from the UK would be the effect on Hogwarts. Will they still accept students from England, Wales, and Northern Ireland, and if so, will these ‘international students’ have to pay extra tuition? Will Hogwarts alumni be…

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Read the Printed Word!